Thursday, February 27, 2014

Top 5 (or ten) things Pig loved about my trip to FLoRiDa!

Well, Yes. I went to Florida.

Heres my 10 or 5 things I loved about My Trip.


1. I Loved Being Out Of The House.

2. I Loved Seeing My Family!

3. I Loved Going To Amusement Parks, My Favourite One Was Universal! I Liked Epcot, But I LOVED Universal! Because Universal Has More Rides, And Its Faster And Organized Better. Offense Epcot! Now Epcot only had like seven rides, And we went on like Five or Four Or Something Like That. Anyway Yeah.

4. I loved the heat, And so when I walk outside its a bit warmer then the house temperature!

5. I Loved that I got to drink Chocolate Milk! ( Pigs are like kinda allergic to that... THEY GO CRAZAY FOR SUGAR!!!!  Like I did... MWAHAHAHHAHAA )

6. I Loved that my family had fun to!

7. I had a lot of fun when we went to a water park called Typhoon Lagoon, It was fun! But kind of stressful to get through with. But very fun!

8. The down thing about Florida was no one made SMOOTHIES.....

9. I Loved that I got to see like 11 ALLIGATORS!!!!

10. I loved laughing with my family.

PIG oh and p.s thanks for reading mah vacation....

Hello everyone!

Hello everyone, How are you today? I hope you've enjoyed it so far!




Now here's a story I have to tell you. Its not actually real! But still, Its short and easy. Enjoy!!!!! *OINK*



Once upon a time, there lived a little girl. One day she walked outside into her outdoor kitchen, And said.. "Mommy when can I start and get a job?" her mom swooshed her head around to look at her daughter, "Honey, You know your not old enough! Look at your big brother. He's up and running because HE is OLD enough." She bobbled, "I know but its still not fair, He makes $20 a week! I make $1 a week for laundry..." Said the girl, "Well well, If it isn't my sister, Penny." Said Penny's Brother, The girl's name was penny. "Good mornin'" She sighed, "I heard of what you we're talking about, The money, You should get a PENNY every day!" Laughed Jack, Penny's older brother, "Please, Tell me your story of being FIRED." Said Penny, Grinning. The brother didn't wine, The brother didn't care, He said this to his dear sister Penny. "Well okay then... Okay......



One day I was bored looking after the sheep. There was no wolves, Why did they need care? Why we're the sheep in a dangered area? Why didn't they just bring them down to the other pigs, cows and chickens and all the others? Why up on a hill? So this is what I said. 'WOLF WOLF HELP WOLF!' and I laughed. And a like a thousand people walked up, They'd had experience of a boy, They called this story, 'the boy who cried wolf' so they thought I was junk to. I was joking around anyway. But then I actually saw a wolf after I cracked up, And that's how I got fired.

The end! Enjoyed?" Asked  Jack, "Yeah," Moaned Penny,


                                     DA END


THANKS GUYS FOR READING MY STORY! I MAKE MUCH MORE THEN THESE KINDS OF STORYS. HA I THINK YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE ABOUT "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" BUT IT WASNT! HEE HEE HAHA!

okay sorry about that... Anyway thanks.

BYE BYE!