Piggy Wants 1!

HEY ITS PIGGGG! so today I hope I  am going to decorate my house with Halloween decorations... I know its early... but my neighbor has put there's up and I bout' more Halloween decorations so I can put more out! I hope I can. I actually want to make a Smoothie. I think after this post I'm going to make a smoothie and drink it all. Heh I think I will!
so I even think Ill do it NOW! Want me to bring you with me?? Well? OOOOO! I could give you my recipe! -IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO DAIRY OR FRUIT OR ANYTHING THIS WILL CONTAIN THOSE ITEMS IN THIS RECIPE.-
ok so one second.... EEGEHGFYEHGUI oh one second.. sheesh wait I'm almost done... kinda... AAAAH! Ow.... Ok wait there! Seriously. one second!!! BOINK BANG BOOM. uhhhhhhahhhh...... ok now I  I I I I I I  I one second... OOOOOO! LUNCH! ONE SECONNNND! YUMMMM!! Mmmmmmm bread..... MMmmmmm ham.... Oh sorta yuck... Carrots.... HEHEHE.. I GUESS... MOM IF YOU ARE READING DIS. NO EFFENSE. I KNOW WE'RE PIGS AND I CANT COMPLAIN BUT I JUST DID.......... OK! sorry im still eating my lunch.... Hammm,..... WAIT I HATE HAM! BLECH!!!!!!! Bread with Butter... Carrots chopped.... nothing else..... but I wanna make a smoothie!!! wahhhh! SMOOTHIE! HUMPH HUMPH! ok please enjoy watching this well I eat lunch.... hi im pigs human... sort of... I would make a smoothie for her but I don't wanna.. and plus its sooooooo funny to watch her little hooves press the buttons.... AHAHAHHA! Im thinking of it right now... HAHA! Ok you think of her doing that.... OH WOW,, HAHA! ok. shes almost done... ill eat her ham for her since she hates ham.... (ham is pig.) mmmmmmmm ham is soooooo good. I MEAN.. YUCK THIS STUFF UH STINKS. Hehehh,, ok pig wants me to hand her blog over... shes still eating though... BUY! oops I meant 'BYE!'


Humpf. I just sometimes wish humans didn't eat pig. HUMPF. >:o(
These carrots taste like fresh out of the garden I have.... mmmmm... I even planted these bad boys. MMMMMM they taste so... so... er, so carroty! I should end dis and make a new one and say part two since this is pretty long. CYA WATCH OUT FOR Piggy Wants 2!


-PIG